Copyright 2016 - Jane Surr Burton

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Confessions of a Lounge Lizard




In the small orange-growing town where I grew up we had one freakish snow storm.  One-forth inch fell; the snow stayed around for the whole day.  The schools closed that day.  Children, with glee and effort made snow angels, snow balls, and snow men.  although we had winter nights when the temperature fell below 32° this was the only snow that fell in Redlands during my childhood.

My parents skied in the beautiful nearby San Bernardino Mountains.  They took their children with them.  In those days cold-proof fabrics weren’t available.  I remember trailing behind my parents on little skis at the age of five.  I fell farther and farther behind.  My skis slid into an ice saucer formed at the drip line of a fir tree.  I scrambled out, skis still attached, only to slide back to the bottom.  After a number of tries, I gave up.  I was freezing.  I thought that my parents would forget me until it was too late.  Eventually they discovered I wasn’t right behind them; they came back to fetch me.

After that, though I dutifully took the skiing lessons, and made the an obligatory run or two down the slopes, I spent all the time I could in the lounge.  The warmth of the fire was so welcome.  I easily entertained myself by writing or reading or drawing until the other members of the family had skied their fill.  My big brother called me the lounge lizard.

I am still a lounge lizard.  Our driveway is difficult to drive in icy snow.  It is made more difficult by the hill that VDOT leaves at the entrance to the driveway.  Once on the roads, driving is almost always easy.  Down the driveway, the first car slither is exciting.  I feel competent as I remember to turn into the slither.  Subsequent slithers, however recall the nightmare of my good car fallen head-first into the icy creek.

I often take counsel of my fears and of my love of heat, and just stay in the warm house.  Although I join with friends in decrying the awful weather, I really like hunkering in as long as the heating system works.

My life is interesting and not simple.  I need a vacation from it from time to time.  I love the snow, not only for its cold beauty, not only for its invigorating chill, but also for the excuse for sloth.

Bring on the snow!